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Ten Commandments for 1-year-olds
- Who’s your daddy? (I am the Lord your God. Ye shall have no other God’s before me.)
- Calm down; you won’t die if you don’t have that. (No graven images.)
- Stop screaming my name. Come find me. (Ye shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.)
- Not today, sweetheart. (Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.)
- Because I said so. (Honor thy father and thy mother.)
- We don’t hit. (Thou shalt not kill)
- Don’t run around naked. Come get dressed. (Thou shalt not commit adultery.)
- Put it back, that’s not ours. (Thou shalt not steal.)
- Don’t tell me what he did, tell me what *you* did. (Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.)
- Yes, their toys are nice. But you have nice toys too. (Thou shalt not covet.)
